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One day, Slenderman was sat at his desk watching creepypasta porn and hentai with squidward in it (he liked the tentacles) and then a pop up appeared on his screen. It said "HIRING CREEPYPASTA MONSTERS FOR NEW HENTAI ANIME! YOU MUST HAVE AT LEAST 20 TENTACLES, AN UNNATURALLY BIG COK AND NO FACE AND/OR CRAZY BLOND HAIR! EMAIL 666.creepymail.com OR CALL 666 666 666 TO APPLY FOR THE JOB!" Below the hyper-realistic blood coloured text was an image of Shrek and Jeff the Killer having sex with each other. Slenderman was bored of stalking children in the park and making PewDiePie and Markiplier shit themselves and so decided to call them.
When he called them, some woman started speaking Japanese. He screamed down the phone, saying "SPEAK ENGLISH YOU CUNT BITCH WHORE!" and they started crying and talking English. They put a dodgy man on the line who told an excited and horny Slenderman to come meet them in a dark alleyway for his "job interview" on 6:66 on 6/6/2006.
Slenderman arrived for his job interview, and told the interviewer he was horny, had big long tentacles and no face/hair. The interviewer was captivated and hyper realistic blood cum poured from his kawaii penis. He then started... grabbing Slenderman's tentacles and squeezing them. Jeff and spongebob appeared and tied him to a chair. He tried to teleport away but he couldn't. Hyper realistic blood flew everywhere for no reason, as spongebob began to sit on Slendy's lap and kisses his cheek. Slenderman looks up and sees a kawaii Shrek with a camera recording the scene. Slenderman said "wtf is this shit" and then screamed in pain as Skodewared wrapped his tentacles around Slendy and began to... touch Slendy, leaving trails of tentacle slime shaped like a penis on Slendy's forehead. He then picked up a glistening knife and began to lick the knife, as Slendy shat himself everywhere. Then, he starts to stab slendy with his hyper realistic knife, making hyper realistic blod fly everywhere. Then slendy died
remember kids
don't do hentai